$EKUKE: Meet EKUKE The People’s Dog, The Future President!

$EKUKE is not just a meme coin it’s a movement. Inspired by the spirit of the Nigerian street dog (Ekuke) who survives, hustles, and thrives against all odds, $EKUKE is here to bring humor, unity, and opportunity to crypto lovers in Nigeria and across the world. From viral videos to community driven farming rewards, $EKUKE is set to be the loudest, funniest, and most profitable dog in the crypto yard.

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About $EKUKE

The $EKUKE project combines meme culture, political satire, and blockchain innovation. Our mascot, Governor Ekuke, is a sharp-talking, agbada-wearing, sunglasses-rocking dog with a vision to make everyone in his country richer and happier.

We believe in building a fun, fair, and fast-growing token that rewards early adopters, encourages community participation, and drives viral engagement both online and offline.

Tokenomics

Yes my people, I printed two billion coins. Why? Because Nigeria’s population is over 200 million so every citizen can have at least ten coins and still have some left for my Lamborghini fuel.

Supply

2Billion 5% Team Allocation “For me and my crew. We need to look fresh when we’re addressing the people.”

CA Renounced

Listen my people, the $EKUKE contract is renounced. That means we burnt the mint authority and threw away the keys like an ex’s wedding ring.

Liquidity

40% Liquidity Pool “I’m putting 40% straight into liquidity so you people won’t cry ‘Rug pull!’ on Twitter like last time.”

Tax

Enjoy 0% Tax Like a Boss We collect 0% tax yes, zero. “Because unlike other coins, we’re not here to chop your money before you even get rich.

How to Buy $EKUKE

Getting $EKUKE is easier than explaining NFTs to Governor Amuneke.

1. Get Wallet

Download Phantom Wallet (or any Solana wallet you like). “Don’t use your uncle’s wallet — he will run away with your coins.”

2. Load Your Wallet with SOL

Buy SOL from Binance, KuCoin, or that your plug who “always has USDT.” “Don’t load your wallet with garri only SOL works here.”

3. Swap for $EKUKE

Go to Raydium or Jupiter and paste our official contract address. “Don’t paste fake contract o! If you do, even your village people will laugh at you.”

4. Celebrate Like a True Ekuke Citizen

Once you see $EKUKE in your wallet, post screenshot on X (Twitter) and tag us. “If you don’t tag us, how will the world know you’re now rich in dog coins?”